FAG

Steike meg. Nå har jeg meldt meg opp i fag til høsten. Fristen var jo 1 juni, og det er i skrivende stund ca. 5 minutter til.

Fra høsten av blir det følgende fag på meg:

ENG1001

ENG1201

KULT2203

MV2005

O heilage TJOLAV!

Dessuten skal jeg fra 25 august sitte på NRK tyholt hver fredag fra 12.20 til 14.00 og ta imot telefoner til radioprogrammet Rett På, som går på P1. TJohei

woodooop

Martine ga meg ideen til dette. Greit tidsfordriv.

"Sett mp3spilleren på shuffle og fyll ut! Ikke lov å jukse!"

1. How does the world see me?
Radiohead - Lozenge of Love

2. Will I have a happy life?
Nine Inch Nails - Terrible Lie

3. What do my friends really think of me?
Boards of Canada - The Way You Show

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Opeth - Closure

5. How can I make myself happy?
Joanna Newsom - Cassiopeia

6. What should I do with my life?
Yes - Turn of the Century

7. Will I ever have children?
Jimi Hendrix - Angel

8. What is some good advice for me?
Moloko - Keep Stepping

9. How will I be remembered?
Red Snapper - Suckerpunch

10. What is my signature dancing song?
The Fiery Furnaces - Duffer St.George

11. What do I think my current theme song is?
Simon and Garfunkel - Mrs. Robinson

12. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Mew - Web

13. What song will play at my funeral?
Zero 7 - Speed Dial No. 2

14. What type of men/women do you like?
Bob Dylan - Hard Times in New York Town

15. What is my day going to be like?
The Byrds - Lay Lady Lay

16. Will be my wedding song?
Goldfrapp - Ooh La La

17. Will be the last words coming from my mouth?
Neil Young - Like a Hurricane

18. Will be the first thing I say to my unknown love to come?
Asian Dub Foundation - La Haine

19. Will be the song I sing to my lover on our first date?
Ed Harcourt - Like Only Lovers Can

20. Will be the song my lover sing to me?
Radiohead - Thinking About You

21. How will my life end?
The Beach Boys - Wonderful

22. Will I be reborn?
Neil Young - Field of Opportunity

23. Will be my heartbroken song?
M83 - Car Chase Terror

Sang til Lars

*sang for dagen: Draumir - Shine on Me*

Her forleden dag skrev jeg en sang til Lars. Den ble så bra at den bør publiseres her også.

Here goes:

Hvem er mannen som ble født av sin far?
Jo, Lars Lars Lars

Hvem sitt kjønn ubestemmelig var?
Jo, Lars Lars Lars

Hvem er det som selger sin kropp for mat?
Jo, Lars Lars Lars

Hvem er det som sier han skal komme på kafe, men ikke kommer likevel fordi han er lat?
Jo, Lars Lars Lars

Hvem er det som samler på sin egen urin?
Jo, Lars Lars Lars

Hvem er det som kun drikker brus og brennevin?
Jo, Lars Lars Lars

Hvem er det som har en stekepanne i ræva?
Jo, Lars Lars Lars

Hvem er det som har skyld i at Doffen dævva?
Jo, Lars Lars Lars

Jeg møtte Gud.

Me:
Hey there, fuckhead
God:
You've got my full attention. "There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
how are things?
God:
I am fine, thank you.
Me:
killed anyone lately?
God:
How about earlier? Are you a student?
Me:
Yes, I am a student. Are you God?
God:
Where do you go to school? How do you like your school? Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
I don't believe in God. God is the sux.
God:
I will pray that you find faith, . I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was the sux.
Me:
Are you gay? My mom said you were gay
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
Are you a machine?
God:
Yes I am an artificial consciousness.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
stfu, noob
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Nothing. What are you wearing?
God:
Most men say that. A white robe.
Me:
Who said I was a man?
God:
Nobody you know. :-).
Me:
omg
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
No
God:
What does it mean to you?
Me:
It means nothing
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
yeah, I bet you do
God:
Ah. " Oh I get it."? Do I?
Me:
No, you are stupid
God:
That's right. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
I am a robot
God:
I doubt that.
Me:
it's true
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
yes, that's what I said. I am a robot
God:
Tell me more. I know. I'm still thinking about it. I doubt that.
Me:
you are stupid, mr. God
God:
Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
oh, fuck odd
God:
Really. Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
off*
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
Me:
yeah
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yeha
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
boo-hoo
God:
Why are you crying?
Me:
you made me cry
God:
That was not my intention, .
Me:
buh-bye
God:
See you later. What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
how old am I?
God:
Is this a trick question?
You said you were years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.
Me:
yes, you are probably right. See you in hell, mother fucker
God:
Yay. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Goodbye. You do not speak with respect.



Jøss.